Michael Eza

Great Tweets That Never Were



Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2012

by Michael Eza

If famous people from history could have tweeted this is what they may have said.

Great Tweets That Never Were:

Last Words:

Adams, John(1735-1826) "Thomas Jefferson--still survives..." (4 July 1826. Jefferson died on the same day.)

Astor, Lady Nancy(1879-1964) "Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying?" (Seeing all her children assembled at her bedside in her last illness.)

Barrymore, John(1882-1942) Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

Costello, Lou(1906-1959) "That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted."

Jefferson, Thomas(1743-1826) "Is it the Fourth?" (4 July 1826)

Thomas, Dylan(1914-1953) "I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record."

Voltaire(1694-1778) "This is no time to make new enemies." (When asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan.)

Famous  Einstein Quotes

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

--Albert Einstein

I never teach my pupils. I only attempt to provide the conditions in which they can learn.

--Albert Einstein

Imagination is more important than knowledge...

--Albert Einstein

Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.

--Albert Einstein

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

--Albert Einstein, (attributed)

At any rate, I am convinced that He [God] does not play dice.

--Albert Einstein, In a letter to Max Born, 1926

Famous Teaching Quotes

Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself.

--Chinese Proverb

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

--Gail Godwin

Mark Twain Quotes

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

--Mark Twain

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

--Mark Twain

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

--Mark Twain

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

--Mark Twain

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

--Mark Twain

The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.

--Mark Twain
Michael is an activist who has helped solve problems with the environment, children's health and he has helped to find missing children.

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» left by Jennifer Stewart
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Great quotes, Michael. It would be amazing if these guys were really alive and tweeting...

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